Once upon a time there was a King. You might have guessed—he was greedy and fat and enjoyed a good orgy. ‘What’s an orgy Grandma?’ ‘It’s…’ Little Girl looked up at Grandma. ‘Here lick this bowl.’ And Grandma passed Little Girl a silver bowl, a brownie batter slick over it. ‘You know, Mother said we shouldn’t make cake today. We…
